No Country For Old Liberals!


Ok. Let’s rid the country of liberals. I read a conservative post that said that “liberalism is a disease.” Others chimed in and made it clear that liberals are “destroying America” that they are “stupid” and “don’t live in reality.”

So. Let’s deport them. That seems like an up and running directive these days for “undesirables.” Let’s get rid of all of the liberals. I know that I am sealing my own fate as the scarlet “L” emblazoned across my chest will surely reveal me, but I am willing to accept this exile. If we are, in fact, sick, stupid and diseased, I don’t want to be part of what is bringing down America. I love this country that much.

Let’s not worry at the moment about where the liberals will be sent, they (we) might be lost without government handouts, but there’s enough Hollywood money to buy half of Australia since that continent has been designated a terrorist waystation. Suffice to say that America will be populated entirely by the conservatives who, after all, have always been the true Patriots. I mean, unless, of course, you are considering the original conservatives who wanted to reconcile with King George, but I digress…

Who’s left? What does the landscape of America look like now? Let’s not even consider the bad haircuts and baseball caps as fashion accessories, let’s just consider who is still on American soil.

Not too many actors will be left. Well, Chuck Norris and Steven Baldwin, I suppose. The literary community is at least cut in half. There certainly won’t be many dancers. And singers? Trace Adkins, I’m sure, but even in country music, Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and the Dixie Chicks will be headlining in the Outback.

3 Doors Down is around performing their one good song. And, oh, yeah- Kid Rock and Ted Nugent (has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time? Just asking)

Comedy is looking a little thin, too. Outside of Dennis Miller, there’s…..give me a moment.

Artists? Painters? Television show hosts who are actually entertaining? Not many.

Chuck Woolery is still in America, but didn’t he retire already?

At least we got rid of SNL! There’s a coup! No more Trump satires. Now the actual Trump can be the sole satirist of Donald Trump. And THAT (all kidding aside) is at the very least- entertaining.

I would imagine that “mainstream” media has been exiled. I don’t think they wanted to leave, but with no one left who will watch them, they’ll have little choice. For some reason, people who are drawn to the discipline of fact gathering have gone wonky-liberal.

Without much film or television content, movie theaters simply run Dinish D’Souza films and television is 24/7 Fox News. But wasn’t television already 24/7 Fox News? Maybe that isn’t too much of a jump for the New America.

Entertainment, journalism and art are just by-products of liberalism, however. What about the sinister foundation of liberal ideology? The scaly underbelly of progressivism that preaches peace, diplomacy, diversity and compassion. What about the politicians, social workers, scientists and teachers who have been shipped out so that the new home-schooled America can focus on the work those self-anointed “intellectuals” dismissed or dismantled?

It will mean no more tree-hugging, climate-whining, science-insisting, liberals to impede oil-consuming, education-draining, military-spending conservatives who will make America GREAT! No more work weeks limited to 40 hours or paid vacations to slow results. No labor laws, maternity leave, Social Security and pensions to siphon profits. No more Disease Control, Food and Drug, Aviation, Environmental and all those other tax consuming, “protection” agencies.

The new Conservative America is free to prosper without us!

Ok. I’m done for now. I’ve heard there’s a show tonight at Ayers Rock. In fact, it’s called “Rock Ayers” and it features: Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, Pearl Jam, Beyonce, James Taylor, John Legend, and Neil Young….

That’s the warm up set for Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill and the Dixie Chicks. With Jon Stewart as the emcee, “a splendid time is guaranteed for all!”

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